If you feel like no one is a decent opponent for you paintball abilities, meet the EMT Paintball Sentry Turret ($1,400+). This alien inspired machine killer is capable of shooting 30 rounds per second, and can be operated at distance using a wireless remote controller with a LCD screen that shows live color feeds from the gun-mounted camera. If you see one of these, you better come protected.

The silver nickel Tippmann A-5 ($250+) is all about speed. Its patented system links the feeder sprocket to the air system, giving it the power to unleash a fury of balls as fast as you can fire them. The A-5 can also be completely stripped and reassembled in the field in 60 seconds – without tools. Combining technology, accuracy and durability, this high-end marker has everything, so you can concentrate on one thing – eliminating your opponent.

DLX Technology Luxe Marker ($1,500) will not let you waste time with the electric firing mechanism. And when in trouble, this beauty also lets you clean off quickly and without tools. The DLX replaces confusing electronic beeps with spoken-word menus in English, French, Spanish, German or Russian for switching modes or firing rates.